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2005-07-03T23:44:00.000-07:00

you>friend

byebye

2005-06-24T21:42:00.000-07:00

this blog's gonna be slashed out soon. seriously. ahahaha.
my last week of training already. time seriously flies man. just feeling kinda sad. ohwell.

die

2005-06-05T23:41:00.000-07:00

imma gonna die soon. contracted some unknown disease. two and a half more months to live.
im too young to die. havent earn my millions yet.

hais.

2005-05-28T21:45:00.000-07:00

too far with my reach...

hmm

2005-05-14T06:24:00.000-07:00

after today's training, i just realised how much i LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE pingpong and that chenwei rawkkkkkkkkkkk mannnnn. haha. really.

ohya. had good fun over at my house yesterday. paka, sijun, gibbysan, bingling, xuanlei and deryoh came over to my house and stayed overnight. it was total funn-ness i tell ya.we ban-luk allll the way from like 12am till 6am man. haha. we played like uber small bets and most of us lost like mad man. but with the exception of mr scanner gibbysan and king of cheaters xuanlei. aha!
we played block catching for one hour and then came back to play blind mice in the room. haha. then we all suddenly 'blacked-out' for like two hours.
went down for breakfast then resum to our ban-luk again. paka was seriously B-R-O-K-E like he could have went home naked. then gibson was the champion money sucking. ultimate giam siap. D'OH. haha.

so after that went for training and went home after that.

sorry okae.

finally.

2005-04-21T22:05:00.000-07:00

finally. my turn to say goodbye to mstt.
mstt rawks okae. it has rawked my lil ass ever since i was sec one. so much to say. haisss. im sure gonna miss those good times i had during training. i dunno whether anybody would miss me la but im gonna miss everybody. like my two sons(sijun and gibbysan), stupid paka, the very fragile ryu, my tagteam partner weijie and the retarded deryoh.
and of course not forgetting, chenwei, you RAWK =)))) damn you rawk.

today was my last match and i got thrashed upside down by yk. ohwell. got a third. so did my laoda(gibbysan) and zhangsai. lzy got second. i gotta say niqi was GODLIKE. you hafta be there to witness his godlikeness man. like he used his strength to overcome the spin. woot! im gonna use him as my role model. i'll start by doing 100kg dumbell everyday.

this is so sadddd mannnnn. haha.
imma gonna start piaing and join freddie and lapyip.
bye mstt. i'll miss you.

cock.

2005-04-08T02:37:00.000-07:00

ohwell. what can i say. we've done our best. just hoping that we'll win sji or lose them 2:3 and that unity will win hwi AGAIN. then we'll have hope. things most prolly alright for the junior boys. and to that son of a mothering bitch. pls go fuck urself in the ass you hear me.

its like 2.30 and im still frigging awake. hurhur. skipped lotsa lessons this week, especially chemisty. pfft. so screwed. missed all those lessons for nuthing if we're kicked out of top8 la. nbcb ccb.

uh

2005-03-16T09:10:00.000-08:00

hmm.

had fun on monday and tuesday. sijun, paka and bingling came over to stay. played blackjack for like almost 13hours. had VODKAs drank like almost two bottles. felt tipsy and dizzy. -PIAK- VODKA VODKA VODKA VODKA!.
gibbysan came like the following day. instant win money. even my lil bro won six bucks. BUT i won NEGATIVE TENBUCKS! woohoo!

today was normal. trg in the morning and was forced to come for afternoon trg. bloody chenwei.

found small spots all over my arms and i really mean ALL OVER MY ARMS. no kidding you.
ewww.

2005-02-28T21:25:00.000-08:00

i am so gonna pia

hurhur

2005-02-25T17:38:00.000-08:00

look at the damn hole on my head. hurhur.

well, semi-finals are appraoching and i only hope that coach wouod just stop scolding me. have a peaceful training in short.

was suppose to know how much i got for my amaths but model loh forgotten to mark mine. like wtf. out of 28 people in the lucky one. pffft.

sadness.

2005-02-17T23:04:00.000-08:00

how boring get my life get. train study train study train studt train study... never ending.

was going through last year's photos, just realised i miss all my friends. jack and gang and those moments where i could screw lapyip upside down during training. wish i could just like rewind.

=(

notee

2005-02-07T23:00:00.000-08:00

pls sms me ure handphone number yeah? thank.

97839064. same old number.

hurhur

2005-02-07T21:02:00.000-08:00

hello.

im gonna spend this sat with my dear brothers. i just love them so very much. sounds cool eh? of course.

i just got my new handphone today. whOOPIE! k770i. luckily i lost my old handphone or i would have to wait like for a million years to have a new handphone. who wanna take take photo pls ask me to take for you. i would gladly help you out.

anyway, have a HAPPYYP LIL NEW YEAR!

help

2005-02-04T20:36:00.000-08:00

somebody lend me a ear. not literally.

fuck to hell/

2005-02-03T22:49:00.000-08:00

bitching mum can just FUCK to HELL.

burn in hell BITCH.

FUCKTARD.

question marks like this --->??

2005-01-25T16:17:00.002-08:00

why isnt that kuku tagboard working. i remembered it was working last night. not like anybody tag on my board but i cant see people's blog as well. ohwell.

eyeballs darkdark eyebag bigbig.

question marks like this --->??

2005-01-25T16:17:00.001-08:00

why isnt that kuku tagboard working. i remembered it was working last night. not like anybody tag on my board but i cant see people's blog as well. ohwell.

eyeballs darkdark eyebag bigbig.

question marks like this --->??

2005-01-25T16:17:00.000-08:00

why isnt that kuku tagboard working. i remembered it was working last night. not like anybody tag on my board but i cant see people's blog as well. ohwell.

eyeballs darkdark eyebag bigbig.

2005-01-14T21:15:00.000-08:00

second week of school has come to an end. and i have come to realised that i have grown taller by one PUNY cm and have increased my three kilogram. hurhurhur. now even sijun can call me fattyyyyy.

didnt do much this week. school, eat, train, study and sleep. i still have time to watch tv or go out for a movie. but when i look at other people's blog, they claim that they cant even watch television for like more than five mins. if that is really the case, i really should start my engine already. cant seem to balance training and study. training seems more important to me. well it is la, but i really hafta balance it : anticlockwise moment = clockwise moment. but my mum says that study should weigh more. i shall see.

gonna order class shirt next week. whoopie. sounds cool. at fareast plaza. there's this particular shop(which is my favourite) at the second floor, i for gotten the name but it rocks. i loce the indian guy there. his method of conning people into buying those bags. i have seen through him and also master his phrase already. he can NEVER con me. im just too smart for him. hurhur.

gonna end here. goobye. and ya. i aint no PERVERT. imma guy.

missssssunderstood.

2005-01-08T22:14:00.000-08:00

i am NOT who you think i am.

ohwell.

school blues.

2005-01-01T23:12:00.000-08:00

WHOOPIE!!! TWO MONTHS ARE LIKE FRIGGING OVER AND SCHOOL'S STARTINGGGGGGGG!!! THIS IS SO EVER EXCITING.

pfffft. whoever believes that is a total idiot. school's starting in two days time and there are tests on that week. what a nice way to start off school. i think i needa get a haircut so as to avoid mrkoh. and also pray that my hair colour is alright.

had my ups and downs this year, but mostly ups i guess. hope that this year will be able to get like at least second in placing in the nationals team event so as not to let our coach down. unlike last year, screwed up and got frigging fourth instead of second. all thanks to me, the loser. i still remember tat we lost thanks to me. haiz... saddening. look on the bright, at least i got promoted to sec4. yes i know its easy to like 98% of the people in our school, but im not that smart you see. or i would be packing my bag for jc life instead. ohwell.

i needa study harder and train harder(dun take it literally) so as to join my friends in whatever jc their in. think i'll just stop here. too EXCITED. elated.

happy new year. this goes out to all the buggers out there. and also to jack and friends.

funfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfunfun?

2004-12-23T23:43:00.000-08:00

fucking hell. blog halfway hang. ccb. now i hafta re-write again. omgggg.

okae. the pingpong chalet rawked. thanks mshstt for making this possible(which is indirectly thanking myself) hurhuruhr. and nyghtt for coming(for making kokbin and sijun happy). chalet was funnn i gotta say. and there was something very VERY unexcepted yeah. trust me. i'll get to it later. i'll get killed for blogging this but sill i'll blog.

day 1 : woke up early in the morning, had to leave the comfort of my warm bed. went to shower, clay-ed my sexy and uber cool hair. packed my zai shirts and pants and left my house for tp. uh. met sijun and songyuan in the arcade and ya paka too. i wanted to play ghost squad budden suddenly paka dragged me down to longjohn for breakfast. naturally, we had to wait for slow ol' paka to finish his food. then suddenly KOKBIN(wondering why his name is in captial letter?) called me ask said he say paka's xiaowei at popular. wahahaa. i ran there with the speed of dash and arrived at popoular to see xiaowei with a buncha guys. wahaha. kena gangbanged. paka's heart must be like crushed into one million piecessssss. ohwell, he's the sad man not me. we went ntuc to buy frozen chicken and actually walso wanted to buy those crazy ribbon spray cans. but we've decided to settle the serious matter first. actually 6packs was enough but our dear KOKBIN(still wondering why his name is in captial letters?) wanted to buy 8packs. bloody smart alec. argh. so anyway, after buying those chickens, we took mrt all the way to ten-penis. then took 29 there. upon reaching the chalet, lil sijun went straight to the arcade to play(duh!) as it was so damn cheap. daytona for 60cents. woot! know why-- gear 2and 4 aint working thats why -.-" shortly, sijunma and sijunpa came , brought us to our room and we quickly got ourselves adapted to the environment like a chamelon. felt bored and went to play catching at the playground. childish yeah? tsktsktsk. received lotsa bruises. went back to the room to cool down. we were like sooooo hotttt and thus decided to took off our shirts. i had no choice but to show my sexy abs to them and especially to sijun(big tummy boy). went to the nearby hawker to settle our lunch and had sijunma to thanks for the lunch. nasilemak was fantastic but poor lil paka had stomachache. and ended up shitting the whole day and i mean the whole day. imagine the stench we had to put up with. had dinner at the nearby coffeeshop and sijunpa and coach were fighting just to pay for the food. might as well gimmi the money, i will use it wisely ;) went back to our room and chat chat chat chat. chat till like 2am and then i was officially knocked out. i was the FOURTH to get knocked out okaeee. the aircon was working so damn well at night and the best thing was that i had nuthing over my sexybody. i was desperate to use the bedsheet at blanket. but it didnt really help. so i took sijun's blanket while he was soundly asleep and covered myself. and eventually i proceeded to lalaland.

day 2 : woke up to find sijun lying beside me. they wanted me to go with them to settle breakfast with them. cant blame them. im too handsome. so anyway, i said NO and they had no chioce but to take away for me. i was suffereing from a hardcore block nose ever since that night and thus cause me to suffer a taseless day. screw that. they bought congee for me but ended up as a big bowl of tasteless crap to me. it was round 9.30 i think and i thought those nygh girls were reaching at 8.30. caused KOKBIN( you'll find out later why it's in capital letter.)and sijun to wake up so early. hurhurhur. their bad. think those nygh girls reached at round 10? i went to brushed my teeth with tasteless toothbrush provided by our dearest songyuan. shortly' we set off for www.
after reaching www, we first went for the ular-lah/family ride if im not wrong. then after that we went for the samsung ride. we wanted to sabo sijun and may together but mission failed. awwwwwww. ohwell, i sat with my darling weekiak.and after that we went to tsunami/wavepool. waited for awhile before the wave started. and when it did, i swam to the left side of the pool as it was obviously the side which was generating the highest wave. at first i was like "wow funyyyy!" then after awhile i was screaming for help. drowning to be exact. i dunno howta swim la. i remembered clearly i had not one not two but twelve big gulps of chlorine water. filling thought. hurhurhur. went to take the family ride again. and proceeded to lunch. afrer lunch, i went to take the skybike with yandao. fun and scary. you could like cycle and urinate at the same time. nobody would actually bother. then after that, we bathe, changed and headed back to the chalet.
headed straight to the bbq pit upon reaching the chalet. KOKBIN(reaching already relax.) was helping out already. at first i was like hmmm, why suddenly so "helpful" then suddenly i saw his goooddd friend(which was a nygh girl i shall not mention her name) at the same bbq pit. no wonder suddenly so "helpful". so anyway, iat round 7 plus i was walking round the pits collecting food for myself. how smart of myself. the only thing i've made was marshmallow. nice and easy to make. you can call me marshmallow king if you wanna. swaaaaayyy not funny. so later at round 9, i went up with songyuan to take the birthday cake and those spraycans--for cheeyong's birthday. later, we went down sang the birthday song and smashed the cake at his face(duh). he was like so screwed tht he had to shower first. and i heard from coach that he ear was filled with those spraycans' ribbon that he almost wanted to cry while coach was digging his ear. harharhar. then later, we suddenly realised that TEOKOKBIN and his goooodddd friend was missing in action. all thanks to may that we went on a mass hunt for the missing pairs. sounds fun eh? walk walk walk then suddenly found them at the beach. wahahahaaaaaa. KOKBIN(now yannoe why his name is in captial letters yeah?) was so damn embarrassed. hahaha. i suaned him like mad since. after that, went back to the chalet showered was at first thinking of lalaland again, but somehow there was too many obstacles and i dunno what it is. ahahaa. im being lame. suddenly nygh girls came into our room invading our privacy. argh. but its okaeeee. at first there were two groups playing taidee then in the end we ended up playing murderer. funiness. i was the murderer thrice. hurhurhur. then later, after the nygh girls left, i think i visited lalaland for awhile due to constant interruption. then paka woke me up and told me to go to the beach with them. i was like -.-" ohwell. on the way there, i pissed on the grass. ahahhaaaa. waited for the sun to come out but to no avail. buggers. woke me up for nuthing. and after that i went back, bathe again, packed my bag and abit of the room and went straight to disturb the whole world(not including the girls).
after checking out, took bus to ten-penis, mrt to bugis and 960 and finally home! and lalland again.

okae im done. goodbye.

boosation

2004-12-14T21:36:00.000-08:00

decided to blog today for lil paka's sake.
let's see. went to the cake shop in tp to buy a chocolate fudge cake and four small slices of blueberry cakes. all those were for his bithday "party" later on after training.
went to hide the cake upon reaching school. then after training, we called him out to the canteen with his eyes closed of course. then when he opened his eyes, all he could see was four small slices of cakes. could see that disappointed yet surprised look in his eyes. ahahaha. so sang birthday song and told him to like look at the cake. then "splat!" we smashed all four pieces of cakes on his face. hurhuurhur. fun-ness.
after that, we took out the real cake. sang song took photo and took more photos in the tklow sport hall.
after all those, we went ps to buy movie tickets. at first we were suppose to buy christmas with the kranks but the timing was like WOAH. so in the end bought shutter. haha. since paka and sijun are so dang balless, it was sorta cool.
then in the cinema, during the movie paka and sijun were shouting like some high on drug bitches. i had no choice but to join in the fun. there was this particular one part whch the ghost suddenly came out, the the shits outta me. then justtttt nice i was holding onto my wallet, then when the ghost came out, i threw my wallet back. haha.
then after the movie, sijun, jiechun,paka,kokbin and xuanlei were acting like despo. kept on looking for zaogengs(upskirts). tsktsktsk =X dun blame me for telling the whole world.
then paka parents treated us to a big dinner. soso i guess. ahahahaa. but i think it costed them a bomb. ohwell. not my fault.
and anyway all these were yesterday's stuff. nowadays com lagging not me.

updated.

2004-12-07T23:04:00.000-08:00

updating in progress...

i haven done much since the beginning of this holiday. train train train. play play play. eat eat eat. shit shit shit. tan tan tan. sleep sleep sleep. yawns yawns yawns.
needa start studying soon. as what many advised me. haha.

i still wanna buy more more and more shirts. whahaha. but needa save money for rainy days.

update completed.

updated.

2004-12-07T06:48:00.000-08:00

woooohoooo!!!!???

2004-11-23T23:57:00.000-08:00

guess who i saw today. must be one hella lucky day for me today. my dad should go buy 4D or toto or whatever.
first, when i left cine with mcron, jaryl, jack, rafael and kendrick, we saw sylvester. no crowd behind him. yawns lor. now like as if people cannot recognize him right? that shows that he aint that famous. and he was wearing a shirt with olinda written on it. i wonder why... one more thing, stop saying i look like him. thankyou.
secondly, after walking around orchard for like 2hrs, suddenly we saw olinda. lucky eh? everybody was like taking turn to take photo with her. and for us, it was no exception. took photo with jaryl's 7610. super duper uber clear. begged him to send to me and after i received, the photo looked like shit. you can like see the lil squares squares in it. pfffffft.
after that, we walk walk walk walk walk... was wondering whether we could like maybe meet maia. that would be like woah! but sorry, we went cine guess who saw--- daphnie. hurhurhur. minnie mouse.
went to play pool at cine after that. two ahbengs were like diaoing us cause of my itchy mouth. haha. wasted. our laoda wasnt there. guess who our laoda is?

shop ping.

2004-11-16T06:59:00.000-08:00

who wanna go shopppppping with me =).
it sounds gay i know.

harharhhyrhyrhyraraera

2004-11-16T00:53:00.000-08:00

im so dang boreddddddDDDDddddDDDDddddDDDDdddd. arghhhh. its like so late already and i cant seem to get to lala-land.
lets have a flashback of what i did today-----
hmmm. had training from 9am-1pm! earned 1.20bucks from coach. ahoohahhoooaharharhurhur. how cool is that. but it's nuts compared to the rest. nowdays during training i even lose to qingyong. oh man. its like i might as well chop off my burdenising penis. wtf?
after training, went orchard with nicholas. was suppose to meet yokeytin. then he instant silent pangsae me. first time i experienced silent pangsae. doesnt that just makes you wanna party? yeah!
so thats almost about Rit. gotta go. but not to lalaland. i have no idea of where to go to either. look at the time!

yayness

2004-11-08T21:09:00.000-08:00

i can blogblogblogblog again. this calls for celebration yeah?

didnt do much today. same old shit. went for tan in the morning. then training in the after noon. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

okae. byebye.

last day of sch.

2004-10-28T12:51:00.000-07:00

alas! school has finally ended. ten months flew past just like ----. woah. dunno whethger to be happy or sad over my results. mixture of both, cause no heat produced, or light produced and it can be seperated physically. hurhurhur

took class photo of quarter of the class only due to pontankzation. ponn-ed school just now. first time in my whole entire secondary life i ponn-ed school.

going out later to play pool. zzzzzzzz. already broke and will be even broker. swayyyy.dun fell sorry dun feel sorry for me.

yayayayayayayyayayaayyaa.

2004-10-27T21:18:00.000-07:00

dear diary,
i had training today and will have more of it throughout the holidays. sounds fun doesnt it? uh, had a serious case of diarrhoea. haha. i really have nuthin to say so dun blame me yeah? and people are friggin calling me sly. ahhhhhh. i dun even look abit like him. not a single tiny spermy bit. i dun blink my eye do i?swayyyy.
noadays cannot download anything from the net already. too balless already. cant even download porno stuff anymore=( sad ar.

lousy score.

2004-10-22T16:18:00.000-07:00

im so gonna get promoted to sec4 next year. first time in my whole secondary life. i never got promoted before. its either advance or retain. swayyyy. butbutbut im gonna get promoted!!!!!! but i've got lousy shitpoopoo L1R5 man. howta go jc next yearrrr. i dun even have a single clue of what jc i wanna go to. i think i'll just join my pingpong maties whatever sch they go to.

asdds1@#@!#$@$QEWd

2004-10-20T22:18:00.000-07:00

im gonna go sec4 next year. whoopieeeee!!!!!!!!!! but its like damn boring for the moment cause the sec4s are studying for their Os. swayyyyy. hence i have to wait for them before i can have any fun. sad ar. this is what we called friendless people of the nation. look on the bright side, at least i can save money for a new bag. or just save money. or whatever. gotta go watch wrestling already. my idol lehhhhhh - randy orton.

new layoutttttttt

2004-10-17T11:20:00.000-07:00

got a new layout since i was soooo bored at home. hurhurhur. 2 more days to getting back the results. just hope that it will be good. i think i'll blog another day. so nuthing to say on a sunday morning. swayyyyyy.

painpainpain

2004-10-12T14:27:00.000-07:00

whole body aching. i think somebody put a curse on me. swayyy. how can it happen overnight. now i knows how grandmamas and grandpapas feel.

kiss my ass byebye.

2004-10-08T04:39:00.000-07:00

to the jackass who set the amths paper---- FUCK YOU(all)!
those maths teachers in the hall dun have no shit brains no fucking common sense.
next time check CAREFULLY before you fucking let us do.
that is a damn fucking fucked up method to make us fail amaths.
go suck bro anthony's holy dick.

exams

2004-10-06T22:13:00.000-07:00

screwed!
had my physics paper today, din have time to finish doing it and even better, i dun even have confident of getting more then 10. haiz-ness. butbutbut its amaths tmr. hehe. gonna get another a1 for amths again. or else im screwed.

im having more and more and more and more pimples by the day. yucks. wish i could instantly peel off my skin. then maybe can like wash it, dry it in the skin till it becomes crispy. woah. its like a ba gua.

somthing is missing and i dunno what. hmmmmm.

im like oh my god!

2004-10-01T07:25:00.000-07:00

this week was one of the best week i ever had so far dudeee. its like my whole class have been playing wrestling everyday, every recess and every lunchbreak! its like zai-ness man! we did every stunts possible but sadly, i injured 5 of them. haizz. butbutbut its alright. cause i got badly injured today all thanks to ryan bradley! bastard.

watched white chick today. it was totally awesome dude. super super super duper duper duper funnyyy. full of chioubu-s and zaogengs. cant take this no more, hafta do my daily masturbation. . tata.

fuck it.

2004-09-27T07:43:00.002-07:00

monday--
was suppose to hand up chinese compo before 2pm or else i'll get a big fat zero. not like anybody gives a damn about it. except those nerds and kiasu people.
lessons after recess's like yawns yawns and yawns. except tws of course.
went straight home after sch, planned to study revise rather in the end went to lalaland. arghhh. just nice woke up at 6 and instantly switch to channel18--THE SIMPSONS!
after that, had dinner and went to do emath. damn pissing, its like everything also ???. in the end switched on the com and decided to vent my anger here. sorta. what a loser i am.

im down on my knees.

saterday night blog.

2004-09-25T22:59:00.000-07:00

repeat after after me----its like its like YYYAAAWWWNNNSSS.

actually it wasnt such a boring day. i woke up sooo early(6am) on a sat. its like wth. i had to collect the colours award. for team event la, i aint that good to collect for individuals, yet. i never did realise that bertram was a pro softballer till today cause he was the only softballer in north zone who got a medal. and i was sitting throughout the whole presentation, thus causing a dick/ass cramp to occur. weird tingling sensation. haha. it was like super duper cold there man. i was friggin freezing down there man. i took out my blazer and wore it thinking that it will provide warmth or rather retain my body's warmth. instead it made things worst. hurhur.about halfanhour later, after collecting the prize, i was waiting for the best part of all-- free food! i instantly chiong to the canteen and took all the food my plate could hold.

took north-east line to serangoon with songyuan and headed right to toa payoh LIBRARY. spent 3 straight hours studying geography. its like super duper yawwwwnnnssss man. geo makes me think of mrLau and his panda eyes makes me wanna sleep.

and spent the rest of the day at home sweet home...

actually it was a boring day after all.

alas.

2004-09-23T05:38:00.000-07:00

whoopie. my first ever blog. i have no idea what on what to say. maybe i'll just do what people always say. like my day suck quite bad due to some crazy china teacher and his inconsistance pms. realllllly wanna kill him mannnn. its like yawnsssss lorrrrr.
sa is approaching fast and sudden. a week more man. im so gonna studystudystudy till my balls drop cause i dont ever ever wanna retain ever ever againnnn.
well that's all for today so ya. i'll be back tmr. confirm guarantee plus chop.